I really love the American healthcare system, I’m having the very first withdrawls of my lifetime because I can’t afford my medicine anymore, I simultaneously feel like I’m dying and hungover, even though I haven’t consumed alcohol since New Years

beige-honey:

sweet-tchalameats:

some of you never had the summer fling of a lifetime that turned into so much more with your father’s grad student who stayed in your italian villa in the summer of 1983 and it shows

😛

I just woke up from my first lucid dream in a very long time… if ever, it took place at a high school but not one I’ve ever been to, I couldn’t see the teachers faces but I could see my old classmates, I didn’t realize it was lucid at first until we went into a gym and started skating, for some reason I had a girlfriend???? (Wtf)

(no hetero) and I remember the moment I realized I was lucid dreaming was when I said “let’s do a twirl” to her and she didn’t say anything but just lifted her her hand up with mine and I accidentally did the twirl in the wrong direction, so I immediately corrected my arm and she twirled under me, that’s when I realized I was lucid, eventually we made it to locker rooms that where attached to the gym and to a main hallway, I said by to my GF (???) and I went to the boys locker room, this guy Christian I knew IRL from HS was asking me why I’m such an asshole (lol) and I was confused by what he meant, then this other guy who used to hangout with Christian and his friends, Sam C******* came from the gym door and asked me “so what’s up” I can sense tension IRL pretty well and knew he had a problem with me, I also remember this being lucid specifically because I remember thinking about what to say, I’m good at defusing situations IRL so I did with Sam, it turns out we where best friends and I banged a girl he had a crush on???? (Too much riverdale) anyway we talked about our past friendship and how awesome it was and we made our way to a classroom with just us…. ugh something very specific happened and let’s leave it at that, afterwards I made it, alone down the hall, peering into classrooms, I felt like I was being watched, at one point the villain from Jessica jones S1 showed up and started tormenting me and two people, I guy I was interested in and a girl, that was blurry but I remember trying to escape him and having my most lucid moment of the dream, walking through the gym during passing period to get to another class (something I did every now and then at my old school) and he was behind me, I told myself, FLY! And I did, I levitated to the ceiling where he couldn’t get me, then I told myself TELEPORT! And I did, to a fancy modern apartment (I hate modernism) modeled after a boutique hotel here on Billionaires Row, anyways we met there and I negotiated an agreement for him to stop messing with us and he went away, I teleported back to a random classroom and it was winter outside, looking through the window I busted it open with my bare hands, it was made of ice the whole time, I climbed out of the window (at this point I remember thinking holy shit I’m never getting out of this dream) and I ran across the street to a parking lot, I looked around and there was a whole moving neighorhood, cars, people in the cars, snow and ice, unique buildings and homes, I saw a 2002 Jeep Grand Cherokee Laredo, walked past it (moms old car) and I saw a large four door cherry red RAM truck (dads current truck) and got in the passengers seat, my mom got in and asked where I wanted to go, I said “Panera, the one downtown” (referencing my hometown of Des Moines, not my current city of NY) annnnd I woke up… because my no mannered barbarian-Esque roommate walked in making as much noise as possible… anyways I need to see my psychiatrist Elizabeth and ask her about this, Hope you enjoyed!!!!!!

tuesdaey:

mjalti:

beyonslayed:

I feel a way about Azealia not having yet accepted my request to follow her on IG

Knowing Azealia she probably has a throwaway account and secretly follows you on here 👀

wondrousworldbuilding:

twilight-blossom:

autistic-zuko:

bisexualmorgana:

So I found this cool website for learning ancient languages

go wild

holy fuck

I just did a quick perusal of the Coptic resources on this site, and it has all the resources I’ve personally found worthwhile and then some. These are resources that took me months, if not years, to discover and compile. I am thoroughly impressed. The other languages featured on the site are:

• Akkadian
  
• Arabic
  
• Aramaic
  
• Church Slavonic
  
• Egyptian (hieroglyphics and Demotic)
  
• Elamite
  
• Ethiopic (Ge’ez)
  
• Etruscan
  
• Gaulish
• Georgian
• Gothic
• Greek
• Hebrew
• Hittite
• Latin
• Mayan (various related languages/dialects)
• Old Chinese
• Old English
• Old French
• Old Frisian
• Old High German
• Old Irish
• Old Norse
• Old Persian
• Old Turkic
• Sanskrit
• Sumerian
• Syriac
• Ugaritic
  

For the love of all the gods, if you ever wanted to learn any of these languages, use this site.

Might be useful for some of you.